Every year I’m like “I’m over The Witcher, I love Joey and Jaskier but the writing is meh and I’m kinda out of the Fandom.”
THEN IT GOES AND ROPES ME THE FUCK BACK IN LIKE THE LITTLE SIMPERING FOOL I AM
i also cant believe the absolute 180 that happened with jaskiers treatment by the other characters. at the end of s2 he was literally discarded and ignored by the wolves and forgotten about by geralt and in s3 hes there hugging ciri being thanked and cared for by geralt and having his usual relationship with yenn, while being absolutely adored by radovid, reluctantly loved by vespula and finally respected by yarpen zigrin. my guys. we won.
Things we learned/confirmed about our bard in S3:
- He’s a slut (and we support and defend the bard’s slutty rights).
- He’s a Monster fucker (at least for once and once again we support and defend the bard’s slutty rights).
- The best tiddies in the Continent
- He’s a cat boy
- Has platonic feelings for Geralt
- Has a crush on Rafovid because he’s different
- Is bisexual (more pansexual)
- Wears eyeliner
- Is Ciri’s funcle
- Geralt’s and Yennefer’s best friend and #1 trusted person
- Geralt calls him “Jask”.
- Keeps writing love songs to cry all night long
- He’s still the Sandpiper
- He’s traumatized
- He’s the bravest bait that ever lived
- And finally, Joey Batey is the love of my life
Oh, how i LOVE that The Witcher tag is trending right now but all the main posts are just Jaskier being Jaskier and kissing a boi like he deserves to, as a treat
